{"product_id":"handmade-gothic-plush-doll-orphan-asylum-gothling-1037","title":"Handmade Creepy Gothic Plush Doll | Orphan Asylum Gothling Intake #1037","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrphan Asylum Intake Form\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCase No.:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1037 \u003cstrong\u003eStatus:\u003c\/strong\u003e Awaiting Adoption\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNobody laughed when he arrived. He found this hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHe came in white as fresh greasepaint, red hair erupting from the top of his head like something that gave up being contained some time ago and has not looked back since. The red markings swept across his face in the classic arrangement — brow, cheek, the suggestion of a nose — worn not as costume but as credential. Those two yellow button eyes, bright and slightly feverish, took in the intake ward with the expression of an audience member who has seen this show before and knows exactly how it ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThey call him \u003cstrong\u003eGiggle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHe is a clown in the way that certain things are exactly what they appear to be and mean it completely. No irony. No distance. No winking acknowledgment that clowns are considered unsettling — or rather, complete awareness of it and total indifference, which amounts to the same thing and is somehow more effective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe balloon on his chest is enormous and red and held with both hands like a prop in the best possible sense — something produced at exactly the right moment for maximum impact. The small ruffle at his collar is his one concession to tradition. He wears it with dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHe has made three staff members laugh against their will this week alone. He considers this a successful intake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handmade. One of a kind. \u003cstrong\u003eTemperament:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relentless. Warm. Aware that he is a lot and has decided that is the correct amount. \u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e He has never once explained the joke. The staff have agreed the joke might be all of us, delivered with genuine affection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe's not here to scare you. He's here to remind you that laughter and unease have always lived in the same house — and he's perfectly comfortable in both rooms.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eOnce bonded, separation is discouraged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eCare and Construction Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eHandmade fleece construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eApproximately 14\" high for medium, 11” for small\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eIntended for decorative or collection purposes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eNot recommended for young children\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eEach Gothling is one of a kind\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eEach Gothling carries a presence that lingers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eSome orphans do not last long without homes.\u003cbr\u003eThis one has been waiting longer than most.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e**Please be aware that our products are subject to slight variations in color and button style due to supply and supplier availability. While we always aim to match what's shown, the finished item may differ slightly from the images on our website — but we're confident you'll love it just the same! Product images are intended as a guide only, and the item you receive may not be an exact match to those displayed on our website.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Danse Macabre Menagerie LLC","offers":[{"title":"White 8000","offer_id":47280189702338,"sku":"1037-8000M","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White 8401","offer_id":47280189735106,"sku":"1037-8401M","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0069\/7696\/2671\/files\/1037-8401.1.jpg?v=1774989579","url":"https:\/\/www.dansemacabremenagerie.com\/products\/handmade-gothic-plush-doll-orphan-asylum-gothling-1037","provider":"Danse Macabre Menagerie LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}