{"product_id":"intake-1186","title":"Handmade Creepy Gothic Plush Doll | Orphan Asylum Gothling Intake # 1186","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrphan Asylum Intake Form\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCase No.:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1186 \u003cstrong\u003eStatus:\u003c\/strong\u003e Awaiting Adoption\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHe arrived smiling, which the staff found immediately suspicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot the tentative smile of someone hoping to make a good impression. Not the polite smile of someone trying to seem approachable. The wide, stitched, zigzagged grin of someone who has already decided today is going to be interesting and is prepared to be personally responsible for that. His green yarn hair stood straight up as if electrified by the sheer force of his own enthusiasm. His yellow button eyes — each marked with a little X like a target he's already acquired — were bright and locked forward and absolutely delighted to be here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThey call him \u003cstrong\u003eSpite\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHe is lime green in the way that a firecracker is lime green — technically a color, functionally a provocation. He sits with the relaxed confidence of a creature who has never once doubted that he belongs exactly where he is, which in his case is everywhere, all at once, at full volume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe tiny red heart at his collar is the detail that stops you. So small against all that green chaos. So deliberate. So quietly, stubbornly \u003cem\u003ethere\u003c\/em\u003e — like a footnote that turns out to be the most important part of the document.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHe has been described by three separate staff members as \"a lot.\" He received this information and has not changed a single thing about himself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handmade. One of a kind. \u003cstrong\u003eTemperament:\u003c\/strong\u003e Feral. Joyful. Loyal with an intensity that borders on a personal policy. \u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e The grin is permanent. The staff have confirmed it is not a threat. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe doesn't need you to be ready for him. He's perfectly happy to wait while you catch up.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eOnce bonded, separation is discouraged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eCare and Construction Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eHandmade fleece construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eApproximately 14\" high for medium, 11” for small\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eIntended for decorative or collection purposes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eNot recommended for young children\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eEach Gothling is one of a kind\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eEach Gothling carries a presence that lingers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eSome orphans do not last long without homes.\u003cbr\u003eThis one has been waiting longer than most.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e**Please be aware that our products are subject to slight variations in color and button style due to supply and supplier availability. While we always aim to match what's shown, the finished item may differ slightly from the images on our website — but we're confident you'll love it just the same! Product images are intended as a guide only, and the item you receive may not be an exact match to those displayed on our website.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Danse Macabre Menagerie LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47063750770882,"sku":"1186-8016M","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0069\/7696\/2671\/files\/1186-8016.1.jpg?v=1772735565","url":"https:\/\/www.dansemacabremenagerie.com\/products\/intake-1186","provider":"Danse Macabre Menagerie LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}